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Last Updated: 19.06.2025 08:40
Nuts and Butts
No way
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Then came..
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So, the docs changed it to read
In your opinion, who is the most overrated singer/band/artist in modern music history and why?
Just Forget it!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Minds and Behinds
My husband asked me why do I keep on complaining about him cheating. Why don't I just leave?
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Why do Democrats never produce a good argument for why Trump was a bad president?
Hysterias & Posteriors
share office space ...
No, not a chance
What is the difference between heaven and heavens?
No go.
Thumbs down again.
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So they tried
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
How can you tell if someone is cunning?
Still no good
Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why do girls in Indian top colleges wear shorts?
Another attempt resulted in ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Loons and Moons
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Analysis & Anal Cysts
They put up a sign reading
Catatonics & High Colonics
What do you love to do at night when you’re alone?
Next, they tried...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Is it considered rude to comment on someone's weight? Is it simply stating a fact?